Self-Styled

 Based on this sticky situation, here's my advice on how to style and profile while enjoying the unity vibes at the summer's other major outings such as Lollapalooza, Electric Zoo, and Austin City Limits among others.
Before we get into what to wear, I need to be real with you and say tank tops and sandals are not good looks…or good smells for that matter.

For tops, the secret is to get something breathable (linen, thin cotton) that won't make your sweat the star of the show. This means no white or light grey shirts, which can get spotty real quick. While researching this story I found this super ill Billy Reid popover (1/2 buttoned)  shirt, which has the right color, fabric and sensibility to make you the coolest buck at the fest. Don't worry about it being long -sleeved, those few extra inches of fabric don't really make much difference and besides, you can always roll those up.


For bottoms, I’d suggest throwing on a pair of cheap khakis - something you won't mind getting dirty. These brown joints from H&M will totally do the trick. As for shoes, wear something crappy. If it rains, you won't be seeing them again.


To top it off, make sure to drink two bottles of water for every beer, stay away from the brown acid, and have a good time!